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Stock Market Jokes | Investing Jokes
What’s the difference between buying a lottery ticket and buying a penny stock? In the first case, you help finance your local community swimming pool. In the second case, you help finance the stock promoters home pool.
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My broker and I are working on a retirement plan. Unfortunately, it’s his!
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A long term investment is a short [...]
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New Stock Market Terms : Funny Joke
BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO — The [...]
