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Bada kab ho jaunga

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

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Under 18 not allowed

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
“Sorry I can’t serve you,” States the barman.
“Why not?” asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.
“You’re under 18,” replies the barman.

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